No joke.... so today at work I walk through the cat room where the receptionist was discharging a cat that had been spayed the day before. I hear her say "...and the sutures need to come out in 14 days". To which the owner replies- "That's about 2 weeks right??". "Yes".... I walked through and had to try sooooooo hard to contain myself. Seeing the person to was helpful in adding to my amusement. One of dem kuntry folks that never dun got them sum of dat der learnin'.